Chinese "Kiss of Deaf" - (BBC News article.)

Bwahahah--A guy making out with his girlfriend accidentally caused his girlfriend to go deaf in her left ear. The whole ordeal has sparked multiple warnings about the "dangers of excessive kissing" throughout the Chinese news media.

"The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear."

This ought to give you something to think about the next time someone's tongue is in your ear. Ouchies.